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Fautzo

Age/Gender: 14, Male
Location: HAWAII! What's a Korea?
Job: prostitute

i live to breathe.

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Sign-Up Date:
10/11/05

Level: 9
Aura: Fab

Rank: Town Watch
Blams: 11
Saves: 89
Rank #: 59,612

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Exp. Points: 880 / 900
Exp. Rank #: 42,179
Voting Pow.: 5.16 votes

BBS Posts: 743 (0.48 per day)
Flash Reviews: 202
Music Reviews: 25
Trophies: 2
Stickers: 0

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On January 25th.....

Posted by Fautzo Dec. 21, 2009 @ 5:56 PM EST

...Something epic will happen.

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my christmas flash

Posted by Fautzo Dec. 18, 2009 @ 1:29 AM EST

God damn you guys i spent like 2 1/2 weeks on this and it has a 2.81 and 1 review?

THE REVIEW IS BY A FRIEND TOO!!!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
521410

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Fawx's BDAY + PIXELMAS NEEDS HELP!!

Posted by Fautzo Dec. 8, 2009 @ 1:45 AM EST

Yes sir yes sir o-ho ho.

It is This Faggot's birthday.

Happy 15th Betino.

I will never forget our Skype adventures, from Exkeys, to the prank calls hoo boy.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
520456
( i made it in 30 mins its spam be a good sport)

HO HOO BOY that is an actual skype recorded conversation.

he he HEEEEE

There's supposed to be a collab hosted by Khawner but it has not been submitted yetIM IN IT

PIXELMAS

We need help on the Pixelmas Shorts 2 Collab, there are tons of open parts, and we are taking as many people as we can get!!

Have you seen the original? It got 50k views, a front page, and a daily 4th!

HERE IT IS!!!

and heres another collab hosted by Mexifry, the host of the original.

yea, so join it please.

HERE IS THE LINK TO THE COLLAB THREAD!!!!

And yea I just saw the new Star Trek and it was pretty cool.

yup here's a screenshot of my pixelmas part.

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The Meaning of Life

Posted by Fautzo Nov. 13, 2009 @ 10:30 PM EST

this
and

this

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i just saw something no soul should ever see

Posted by Fautzo Oct. 30, 2009 @ 8:18 PM EDT

whats this

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I'm Not In An 80's Music Video

Posted by Fautzo Oct. 13, 2009 @ 2:56 AM EDT

Ms. jones taught me english, but I think I just shot her son
Cause he owed me money, with a bullet in the chest you cannot run
Now hes bleeding in a vacant lot
The one in the summer where we used to smoke pot
I guess I didnt mean it
But man you shoulda seen it
His flesh explode

Slow motion
See me let go
We tend to die young
Slow motion
See me let go
What a brother knows
Slow motion
See me let go

Now the cops will get me
But girl, if you would let me
Ill take your pants off
I gotta a little bit of blow
We could both get off
Later bathing in the afterglow
Two lines of coke Id cut with draino
And her nose starts to bleed
A most beautiful ruby red

Slow motion
See me let go
Well remember these days
Slow motion
See me let go
Urban life decays
Slow motion
See me let go

And at home
My sisters eating paint chips again
Maybe thats why shes insane
I shut the door to her moaning
And I shoot smack in my vains
And wouldnt you
See my neighbors beating his wife
Because he hates his life
Theres an arc to his fist as he swings
Oh man, what a beautiful thing

And death slides close to me
Wont grow old to be
A junkie whine-o creep

Hollywood glamourized my wrath
Im the young urban psyco path
I encite murder for your entertainment
Cause I needed the money
Whats your excuse?
The jokes on you

Slow motion
See me let go (aaahh)
Oh yeah
Slow motion
See me let go (aaahh)
Ahhhh
Slow motion
See me let go (aaahh)
Oooh

Oh and i did this with my new tablet yepepyep

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it's that time of year again.

Posted by Fautzo Sep. 21, 2009 @ 11:44 PM EDT

You know what I mean. That time where those guys like LittleLuckyLink crawl out of their lairs and submit crappy flash and win awards. Yup.

Also I has wacom and left4dead. here's my steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/Fautzo

and I wanna make a game. Just for fun. Not some long 5 month project, just a quick game. PM me if you're an interested programmer, and I have no idea what it's going to be about.

These flashes tickle my daddy

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
512192

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
511093

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
512172

http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/fau tzo/pico

and yea this is me and my wife.

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Somebody Call The DUCK DIVISION!

Posted by Fautzo Aug. 31, 2009 @ 2:56 AM EDT

This message is to inform you that the following review, which you left for Monopoly Reality on 8/30/09 at 12:03:51 AM, has been deleted:

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Score: 3 / 10
Summary: oh god.....
Review: you are not fucking serious......
===============

Please review the review guidelines in the FAQ to ensure that you're following the rules and to prevent any further action being taken against other reviews you make.

MONOPOLY REALITY?!?!?!?!?

DID SOMEBODY SAY CHEAP DAILY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

and yes Diamond Armada, I know you will read this at some point.

Oh and here's a picture I took of the back of my friend at the county fair. She's also the rhythm guitarist of a band I'm in.

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Hey

Happy cock day
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
507489

watch this:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
507048

So basically some faggot named Lochie was like HEY I WANT A BIRTHDAY COLLAB

and some sexy dude named Fautzo was like I'LL DO IT

and some faggot named MarcyVF was like WOAH WOAH IT'S MORROWDAYS' AND VOODOO'S BIRTHDAY TOO

and so we worked and I got busy because i had to sign the divorce paper and go to court. (the old man went in front of my car)

and so some faggot named DR.PAIN had to organize it.

and so he did. and i gotta admit the menu's are shitty, but he did a great job organizing it.

THANK YOU DR.PAIN

COUNTER STRIKE BUTT PARTY

Oh and i got counter strike so play with me pl0x. YES I ACTUALLY GOT IT TO RUN WELL ON MY MAC WOOHOO!!

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Fautzo

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KITTY KREW IS BACK

Posted by Fautzo Jul. 25, 2009 @ 8:29 PM EDT

GET ON MY HORSE

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