My cat just died.

RIP Turbo, that cat that wouldn't get out of the way in the beggining scene of Obese Penguins. He was 16 years old, and had throat cancer.

Anyways, I found out how to get flash running, so I'm working on something for madness day.

ver played NG level Icon maker? Good fun. Here's my Icon.

AND IT IS VERY AINGROY!!!

YEA BIOOOOOOOOOOOOOTCH!!!

Ok guys, I have a lot of news, so shut your traps and listen.

My sister, WillyWonkaNerds decided to make a claymation, I just looped it for her, but you should really check it out! Were thinking of doing a collaboration music video, but if it pulls through, It'll be a while.

Oh, by the way, I just bought flash, and it has to ship, so guess what? I did the voices for my first actual flash, called," The Tangerine Express" which will not have clay. It's about 3 minutes long.

I just bought play-doh to make my clock day submission....then I realized that today IS clockday! Boo-hoo. :(. I notice that every single submission in the portal has a great or awesome score...

Edit: I made a submission in 2 hours, and it has a 4.02!!!

My sister threw an unripe orange at me, and it gave m a nosebleed. I would have a picture of the bloody towel, but I don't know where it is. It actually didn't hurt much, and at least she didn't break my nose or anything.

Heres a few lines from the middle of the tangerine express:

Gangster: Hey, Buddy! Want a mentos?
Guy: wow! Yes, Thank you! *Starts licking mentos*
Gangster (Thinking): HAHAHA!! THAT FOOL!! HE DOESN'T REALIZE THAT'S NOT A MENTOS!!! IT'S A DRUG- oh wait a second I gave him the mentos- BUT THAT MEANS I'MEATING THE DRUG!!
Gangster: Blaargh. Bleh. I'm dead.
Guy: WOAH!! Oh my god....I better call someone...let me just finish this mentos!!

Narrarator: Meanwhile in gangsterville...

Yes, you guys are going to love it.

Oh, and heres a picture of all that sexy play-doh I got.

How does this gay crap pass with a 2.90, and good reviews?! I understand that it took a while, and if it passed I wouldn't be surprised, but this is just really not fair. It wasn't even funny, the voices sucked, and the animation was terrible!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH NEWGROUNDS?!

Anyways, now that my rant of terror i over. I would like to proudly announce that Obese Penguins has been completed. Huzzah! Don't expect anything from me for a while, but I'm thinking of either doing a music video, or Nursery Theft Auto, the sequel to Rockstar's Master Plan, What do you guys think?

Anyways, heres a picture of Kirby getting spanked by security guards in Obese Penguins. The good quality version that I couldn't submit to newgrounds.

Hi...Well...yea. I'm working on another animation that I'm about half-way done with, it's called, Obese Penguins Need Help. It's about how King DeeDeeDee was killed at a local McDonalds, and it's a documentary about it, it's 4 and a half minutes long!!!

Anyways, some kid tried to pickpocket my backpack the other day. Friggn5yearold was there, and it was hilarious, we got away through a shortcut, it was a very lame attempt to be retarded, I guess...

Anyways, here's a picture of the project.

My flash, "Rockstar's master plan" passed the portal with decent reviews!!! Huzzah!!!

I'm now going to try and work on a mac vs pc commercial, with a sorta violent twist, or the sequel to Rockstar's Master Plan, Grand Theft Nursery, and when I get red and white clay, my clock day submission," A Has A Copyright".

And um....YAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGHHHH!!!! HE ATE MY CHEESEBURGER!!!!

GOLDAR!!!!

Hey guys, I'm almost done making a website. It should be done by tomorrow, heres the logo. Oh, and it doesn't suck.

Hi, I submitted for MAC8 and stuff.

Journey's End

And now for your entertainment, heres a picture of hitler.

So, I decided to act stupid, and well....Please don't kill me for posting this, mods!