Magyar 2009-08-31 02:57:46

OH NOES

WoodenSneakers 2009-08-31 03:10:12

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have been banned from submitting reviews for the next 10 days.
This is a result of the review you left for Monopoly Reality on 8/30/09 at 4:23:09 AM:

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Score: 0 / 10
Summary: Oh boy
Review: Hey, o0 Will Ryan 0o, you're a terrible o0 animator 0o; please o0 stop 0o.
ps
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The moderator tigerkitty gave the following reason for the ban:

"I suggest putting a bit more thought into your reviews, especially when leaving a low score. Also, don't abuse the author. With 30+ reviews deleted, you should know this."

WE'RE REVIEW BUDDIES NOW!!!

Maximus 2009-08-31 03:11:28

Monopoly Reality was one of the worst flashes I have seen. The animation wasn't horrible, but the fact that he attempted humor, yet it was so unfunny. Just made it terrible.

Eddache 2009-08-31 03:41:06

Grow up.

RobHalford 2009-08-31 04:50:44

"I suggest putting a bit more thought into your reviews, especially when leaving a low score"

Yeah, because ones that give 10, citing "OMGXDXDXDXDXDXDSOFUNNEH" as reasoning really have a lot of thought put into them.

TheBoogley 2009-08-31 05:41:56

I dont know...

Sairex 2009-08-31 05:50:52

What Eddache said.

Plus, why are you bitching? Your review wasn't even relatively constructive, it was deleted for a reason.

BigGuy84 2009-08-31 06:45:30

Your point is not valid. You are 14 years old.
Wait I'm 16 how am I any better?

cantflyman 2009-08-31 07:37:43

I think people are going a bit too far with the hatred of diamond. It's not like MR is at Tarboy status right now anyway.

Magyar 2009-08-31 10:55:05

btw your friend has nice hair, you should totally fuck her ;P

JamesKnox 2009-08-31 11:01:04

Happens to me a lot

This message is to inform you that the following review, which you left for Racism Isn't Funny on 8/29/09 at 9:41:51 AM, has been deleted:

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Score: 7 / 10
Summary: Well it was okay
Review: Not a whole lot. Good animation and stuff. But it was just really boring. You were trying to be funny with this but I just could not find it humorous. The animation was great for sure. But the rest of the movie was simply poor.
-Dr.Pain

Zyphonee 2009-08-31 11:59:47

It could be worse:

This message is to inform you that the following review, which you left for Pokemon Master ep11 on 5/31/09 at 12:20:16 PM, has been deleted:

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Score: 0 / 10
Summary: Why the fuck, and how the fuck?
Review: Since you posted the first episode of this stinking pile of feces, I have been wondering why the fuck is it that it can be any good at all. In my opinion, these series are so bad, that you must be a total genius. Yes, a total genius. Watching this suggests to me that you obviously don't know how to get an award by your own merit and artistic qualities, so you were smart enough as for actually making a flash that combines all of the things eleven year old kids like and put them together so that they immedietly vote 5, since they represent around 73% of the Newgrounds comunity.
When I click on the people who rate this flash with a ten, I am greeted by the following caracteristhics:

- Age/sex: N/A, male
- A fucking retarded newspost with things like "how do i maek a flash i dont know and i wanr to!!!1!"
- A Google image from an anime or game that obviously has a wrong aspect ratio so it's stretched to fit.
- No flash submissions.
- Sprite movies and other garbage as their favourites.
- All of the above.

I'm not saying that you can't upload a flash, even if it's a sprite movie with ripped off graphics, but for the love of god, put some goddamn effort into it. The little to no parts that have drawn graphics look like they were drawn with your left hand, so now, after expressing all of my hate towards the series, I'll try to leave my elitist aestethic demands besides and try to see if I can help you get your quality standar higher.

Something that I noticed was that when the two pokemons "fired their lazers" (horrid 4chan gay meme joke by the way) the graphic was... bad. I'm guessing you couldn't get any sprites for it, still, that little lazer had a lot more effort into it that the whole movie itself, because instead of riping somebody else's graphics, you did it yourself, and that's how the whole movie should be, in my opinion. Now, although humor is relative, as an eleven year old can think this is funny, while a more mature member of the community who has uploads he made with a lot of effort (And I'm not speaking about myself here, but every artist on the site hates these series, taking as a good example Mexifry down there) think it's not, but it is said that comedy is based on fanbase, timing and the joke itself. I'm no one to critisize your sense of humor, but if you EVER want to get respect from someone else that a bunch of eleven year old, I'd recommend you put more effort into your flash.
The reson why you have 4 trophies and none of your flash is frontpaged is because the material that is frontpaged is picked by a group of highly talented staff members who share a different sense of humor, which might be just limited to cock jokes, but it's definetely better that this, the awards are not, so regardless of how the leven year olds vote five on this, it's not gonna get frontpaged, because for everyone else, it's not good.

In conclusion, the only thing that I can think of when I watch this movie is that you decline any posibility of improving your animations, making your own graphics and taking a second to think and come up with better jokes.
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Rad 2009-08-31 13:32:30

I remember when I actually used to review things, lol.

commentor 2009-08-31 16:39:06

well wtf do you think would happen. the majority of ng users will take any opportunity to get some points. plus, your review was completely out of line. even if it was that bad, you should have given some insight. i mean it says RIGHT under the review text box:

If you are giving this submission a low score, please offer constructive criticism that will be useful to the artist. The review space is not a place for you to act like a total asshole. If your review is found to be mean, offensive, or generally not helpful, you will be banned and your account may be terminated.

maybe you were right. maybe it was a piece of shit. possibly the worst flash submission in the history of the world. but you can't blame them for flagging your post when you were warned. you have 186 flash reviews and you have yet to notice what was RIGHT under all of your posts.

i mean come on, man.

Hulalaoo 2009-08-31 19:16:02

ONE OF THE WORST ERRORS OF THE ANIMATIONS IN NEWGROUNDS

BmacDelete 2009-08-31 22:46:51

yeah, what hulalaoo said.

IFuckingSuck 2009-09-07 02:04:10

FUCK YOU