Fautzo's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Don't eat that Sandwich!!]

You know what's really funny?

That this movie isn't getting credit for shit. I can't imagine how much time you spent on this, just to have it ruined by stupid fag idiot reviewers that have never touched flash in their life.

It was funny, but the swearing trying to seem explit kinda ruined it, and if you're going to yell at someone, YELL AT THEM!!!!

Or in otherwords, the animation was great, though it was mostly tweens, it still caught my attention, the voice acting was okay, though you could've actually done a real yell, instead of a fake yell, and I liked the story, but stop swearing, not that I'm a stupid kid, and I hate swear words, I could care less about swearing in most things, because I've seen movies like that, it's just that when you swear, you sound like some little kid, and it makes me cringe in annoyance.

However, it was still a great movie, if I had it my way, this would have a 3.70-3.80.

[Happy Birthday Bobby!]

FUCK YOU BOBBY!!!

BOBBY IS LIEK TURNING 27273 YEARS OLD RIGHT?!

Best flash evar.

[James Pond Vs. Bird!!!]

Well...

The pickup lines were extremely gay and the plot was unoriginal, but then the acimation kicked in, and I got all excited but after james pond hit the bird once you stopped it with a to be continues....what the fuck?

MAYORMCHEESE responds:

Pickup lines? James and Bird aren't dating, they're about to fight to the death. I would not ask an enemy of mine out if he killed my best friend.

Unoriginal? Um, HOW many James Pond movies are there on newgrounds? This is the only one. I believe this is the only Flash to feature a Kickle Cubicle character, as well.

You'll have to wait till Part 2 to see the rest. I'll also include some more info about this plot in Donkey Kong Lifts Mario 2. Consider it a 'spin-off', of sorts.

[Shaq Makes The Threw Thro]

Excellent

This is what quality flash is made of.

JackBlackKitten responds:

Of course Adam Phillips needs to take a lesson from me.

[Castle Crashers patch]

I worship you.

Every Day....every night.

Please tom...put this on the front page...

lazydoctor responds:

All reviews should be like this... Honest and insightful.

[TomFulp Funnies!]

Hmmm...

You complain about me spamming, and this is the same thing. The only thing that makes this full of fail is that you actually tried.

[Happy Clock Day!!!!!!1111]

Beautiful.

This is what great submissions are made of...meat.

ChemicalVengence responds:

I like meat...

[Homerun Smash]

Epic.

Just pure epic.

Daneximuz responds:

Thx for the comment dude I apreciate it =D!

[Angry Dog - Be My Bitch]

No.

YOU BE MY BITCH BITCH!!!

[LongCat's Song]

Longcat.

Longcat is my hero...this is probably one of the best flashes I've ever seen,and I've been on newgrounds since 05(and i've been accountless since '03), I sure hope Tom puts this on the Portal History!