God damn you guys i spent like 2 1/2 weeks on this and it has a 2.81 and 1 review?

THE REVIEW IS BY A FRIEND TOO!!!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
521410

Yes sir yes sir o-ho ho.

It is This Faggot's birthday.

Happy 15th Betino.

I will never forget our Skype adventures, from Exkeys, to the prank calls hoo boy.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
520456 ( i made it in 30 mins its spam be a good sport)

HO HOO BOY that is an actual skype recorded conversation.

he he HEEEEE

There's supposed to be a collab hosted by Khawner but it has not been submitted yetIM IN IT

PIXELMAS

We need help on the Pixelmas Shorts 2 Collab, there are tons of open parts, and we are taking as many people as we can get!!

Have you seen the original? It got 50k views, a front page, and a daily 4th!

HERE IT IS!!!

and heres another collab hosted by Mexifry, the host of the original.

yea, so join it please.

HERE IS THE LINK TO THE COLLAB THREAD!!!!

And yea I just saw the new Star Trek and it was pretty cool.

yup here's a screenshot of my pixelmas part.

this
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this

whats this

Ms. jones taught me english, but I think I just shot her son
Cause he owed me money, with a bullet in the chest you cannot run
Now hes bleeding in a vacant lot
The one in the summer where we used to smoke pot
I guess I didnt mean it
But man you shoulda seen it
His flesh explode

Slow motion
See me let go
We tend to die young
Slow motion
See me let go
What a brother knows
Slow motion
See me let go

Now the cops will get me
But girl, if you would let me
Ill take your pants off
I gotta a little bit of blow
We could both get off
Later bathing in the afterglow
Two lines of coke Id cut with draino
And her nose starts to bleed
A most beautiful ruby red

Slow motion
See me let go
Well remember these days
Slow motion
See me let go
Urban life decays
Slow motion
See me let go

And at home
My sisters eating paint chips again
Maybe thats why shes insane
I shut the door to her moaning
And I shoot smack in my vains
And wouldnt you
See my neighbors beating his wife
Because he hates his life
Theres an arc to his fist as he swings
Oh man, what a beautiful thing

And death slides close to me
Wont grow old to be
A junkie whine-o creep

Hollywood glamourized my wrath
Im the young urban psyco path
I encite murder for your entertainment
Cause I needed the money
Whats your excuse?
The jokes on you

Slow motion
See me let go (aaahh)
Oh yeah
Slow motion
See me let go (aaahh)
Ahhhh
Slow motion
See me let go (aaahh)
Oooh

Oh and i did this with my new tablet yepepyep

You know what I mean. That time where those guys like LittleLuckyLink crawl out of their lairs and submit crappy flash and win awards. Yup.

Also I has wacom and left4dead. here's my steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/Fautzo

and I wanna make a game. Just for fun. Not some long 5 month project, just a quick game. PM me if you're an interested programmer, and I have no idea what it's going to be about.

These flashes tickle my daddy

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
512192
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
511093
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
512172

http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/fau tzo/pico

and yea this is me and my wife.

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MONOPOLY REALITY?!?!?!?!?

DID SOMEBODY SAY CHEAP DAILY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

and yes Diamond Armada, I know you will read this at some point.

Oh and here's a picture I took of the back of my friend at the county fair. She's also the rhythm guitarist of a band I'm in.

Hey

Happy cock day
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
507489

watch this:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
507048

So basically some faggot named Lochie was like HEY I WANT A BIRTHDAY COLLAB

and some sexy dude named Fautzo was like I'LL DO IT

and some faggot named MarcyVF was like WOAH WOAH IT'S MORROWDAYS' AND VOODOO'S BIRTHDAY TOO

and so we worked and I got busy because i had to sign the divorce paper and go to court. (the old man went in front of my car)

and so some faggot named DR.PAIN had to organize it.

and so he did. and i gotta admit the menu's are shitty, but he did a great job organizing it.

THANK YOU DR.PAIN

COUNTER STRIKE BUTT PARTY

Oh and i got counter strike so play with me pl0x. YES I ACTUALLY GOT IT TO RUN WELL ON MY MAC WOOHOO!!

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Fautzo

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GET ON MY HORSE

HEY GAIUSE IT'S MY BRTHDAY TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

I OFFICIALLY HAVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR A DRAWING TABLET NOW WOOHOO!!!!!!

JGKGLLGHILGILUGILUGBILKJH

I was at my friends house and he gave me a hot pocket with a candle on it and my friends sang happy birthday, YIPEE!

I'm gonna see a magic show today, the performers are from vegas!

HAWAII MEETUP
I was just toying around with the idea, and Luis told me he'd like to fly to Hawaii, so maybe one day this could be a reality. If you like this idea and would come, please say so in here!

IMPORTANT LINKS
Mai Twitter

DEVIANTARTZ

LEAUGE OF AWESOME

You should really join this site. .We only have a few members, but with your help, we could get pretty big. WE ARE NOT RIVALS OF ULTIMATEPWNAGE, MOST OF US ARE MEMBERS THERE TOO!!! FISH ARE FrIENDS, NOT FOOD.

aaaand i guess that's it. Happy 14th to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh and also, if you haven't done so yet, watch this. Try to find out which character is me in it.